Monday, October 24, 2005
●● How To Raise A Brat ●●
1. Begin from infancy to give your children everything they want. This way they will grow up believing that the world owes them a living.
2. When they pick up bad words, laugh at them. It will encourage them to pick up cuter phrases that will blow the top of your mind off later.
3. Never give them any spiritual training. Wait until they are 21 and let them decide for themselves.
4. Avoid the use of the word "WRONG". It may develop a guilt complex. This will condition them to believe later when they are arrested for stealing a car that society is against them and they are being persecuted.
5. Pick up anything they leave lying around - toys, books, shoes, clothing. Do everything for them so they will be experienced in throwing the responsibility onto others.
6. Let them read any printed matter they can get their hands on. Silverware and drinking glasses are sterilized, but let their minds feed on garbage.
7. Quarrel frequently in the presence of the children. Then they won't be too shocked when the home is broken up.
8. Give the children all the spending money they want. Never let them earn their own. Why should they have things as rough as you had them?
9. Satisfy their every craving for food, drink, and comfort. See that every desire is gratified as denial may lead to harmful frustration.
10. Take their part against the neighbours, teachers, and police. They are all prejudiced against your child.
11. When they get into real trouble, apologize for yourselves by saying, "I never could do anything with them."
12. Prepare for a life of grief because you are sure to have it.
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I saw this online when I was browsing. It's interesting how this author is so sarcastic towards parents who spoil their children. Very mind-boggling. I think raising kids ain't so easy as what we see. Haha. We gotta be real parents before we know the difficulties. : )