Friday, August 17, 2007
●● Contraindications of Being A Singaporean ●●
Funny truths about life in a small, small Singapore! Labels: Anecdotal
1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
5. Singaporean Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. Singaporeans never like to vote, but like to complain
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and are liable to lots of loans
9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans - they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3G mobile phone and powerful computers but they don't how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
10. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain
14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost
15. Education - Teachers teaching less but expects students to learn more